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3 hours ago · 93 notes · © ladytumb
“I like that I stick out. I was watching ‘Valentine’s Day’ on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, ‘Oh, my nose is so big!’ I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was. The first time I was on TV, on ‘Flight of the Conchords,’ someone put up a YouTube clip and said, ‘You’re too ugly to be on TV.’ And I was like, ‘That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.’”
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i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
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15 hours ago · 9,801 notes · © queerard
The wolves will come again.
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1 day ago · 2,998 notes · © fightlesbird
- omfg they’re doing a photoshoot
- where they have to be eating a hot dog
- omg guys
- apparantly the photographer goes for “timeless elegance”
- but
- but
- the penis jokes
- why is this on actual tv though WHY
i literally just yelled PPHALLLIICCCC at the tv
2 days ago · 1 note · © myforestlove

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